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July 24, 2008

Channeling Han Solo

I am, after all, a simple man. It would seem to me that if you are a guy who's been married for 48 years and your wife is "totally devastated" because you've been caught on film in an S&M orgy with some prostitutes and you can think of "nothing more undignified or humiliating" for your two sons to experience that maybe, just maybe the blame and responsibility for these troubled times in your family lies with the fellow you see staring back at you every morning when you shave.

"It's not my fault!"

But, like I said...

I am a simple man.

Posted by Mr. Bingley at July 24, 2008 08:15 AM

Comments

Han Solo, you old dog.

I see your point about his blame-shifting, Bingley, but I hate to say I get an "open marriage" vibe from a lot of European celebrity couples. Using the term "celebrity" loosely. So I wonder if it was more a matter of, "O.K., honey, just don't get caught."

Doesn't make it any less whacked IMO.

Posted by: Kate P at July 24, 2008 09:16 AM

Yeah, I guess I am a provincial uncultured 'merkun.

I'll just go home and cling to my religion and guns.

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at July 24, 2008 09:41 AM

Sounds like the good life to me!

Posted by: Kate P at July 24, 2008 11:07 AM

I don't have much sympathy for the guy but he ought to appeal the damages. £60,000 is a pittance for the damage this caused him.

Posted by: Rob at July 24, 2008 12:06 PM

Dunno why but this just reminded me of an article I read this morning. Soon as you have money monogamy is for the birds I guess.

Posted by: Ebola at July 24, 2008 12:11 PM

God bless us and keep us simple.

Posted by: nightfly at July 24, 2008 12:13 PM

Am I reading this right in that the point challenged wasn't the orgies, but that they were Nazi-themed orgies. I heard on NPR that he only spoke German out of courtesy to his German prostitute. I may be a skank, but I'm not a Nazi skank? Achte meine Gute!

I agree with Mr. Bingley and the Nightfly. Thank God I have no money. It cuts down on the things I need to worry about.

Posted by: barking spider at July 24, 2008 12:33 PM

I'm amazed that Moseley received an award in just four months. He would have been tied up in court much longer here.

Posted by: Dave E. at July 24, 2008 12:53 PM

60,000 quid for damages because some one said you were involved in a Nazi-themed orgy with 5 prostitutes when in fact it was simply an orgy with 5 prostitutes where some orders were issued in German? From what I can read of the decision that seems to be what the damages are for; he's more than justly compensated. The scumbag.

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at July 24, 2008 01:43 PM

I don't know why Mosely has a problem being associated with Nazis, even excluding his father's history. A lot of people like hot chicks in tight, black leather Nazi uniforms.

Not that I would hire hookers to sing "Deutschland Über Alles" or anything like that. Even if I had the money. ;-P

Posted by: The_Real_JeffS at July 24, 2008 02:48 PM

Charlotte Rampling looked pretty bitchin' and everybody back then called it 'art'.

Posted by: tree hugging sister at July 24, 2008 05:18 PM

I have been sehr naughty, Fräulein!

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at July 24, 2008 06:51 PM