The Coalition of the Swilling

I'd be wary of the Scotties for a few days. They weren't mentioned in either category, and might be a trifle miffed.

And you know what happens when they get miffed.....

I 'ear ya!

"#5 Smartest:
The Doberman Pinscher's intelligence is on full display here on a rescue mission. "

That must apply exclusively to the black coated Dobermans.

When I was a young nipper, my neighbor owned a brown coated Doberman who was friendly enough and loved attention but was rather dim in the head. When that one passed on he bought another brown Dobie which had less personality than the first and was even dimmer. The third one was close to a basket case.