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June 03, 2008

Bingley Bragged About the 13 Pounder He Smoked This Weekend

Funny. He never mentioned the collateral damage caused by the relatives' rescue attempt.

Wild Turkey Bursts Through Window of New Jersey Family's House

...The bird plowed through the double-pane window of the house...



I hope the murdering carnivore's proud of himself.

Posted by tree hugging sister at June 3, 2008 03:36 PM

Comments

Yow.

Posted by: Ken S, Fifth String on the Banjo of Life at June 3, 2008 03:56 PM

Man, I didn't know that a tree stump could grow a goatee.

Posted by: Gunslinger at June 3, 2008 04:54 PM

That man has some wild tattoos on his chest!

Posted by: Skyler at June 3, 2008 04:56 PM

That's my Bingley!

Posted by: tree hugging sister at June 3, 2008 04:59 PM

Mmmmmmmmm.....turkey!

Posted by: The_Real_JeffS at June 3, 2008 05:19 PM

Them turkeys is crazy! Kill 'em all!

Posted by: RebeccaH at June 3, 2008 10:10 PM

Gosh, is the guy even going to pluck the bird before he chows down?

Posted by: nightfly at June 4, 2008 10:15 AM

Bingley insists that feathers help your HDL/LDL ratio, Diptera.

Posted by: tree hugging sister at June 4, 2008 01:50 PM

Oh, wait, Sis, that's Bingley holding the turkey??!!!?! I thought it was the other way around.

Posted by: The_Real_JeffS at June 4, 2008 03:29 PM