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May 29, 2008

Where'd She Hide The Loot?

I'm just, you know, curious

TAMPA - A nude maid cleaned up good at a Florida man's home.

The Hillsborough County Sheriff's Office says the maid stole more than $40,000 from a Cheval home despite not wearing any clothes.

The 50-year-old man hired the maid from the Internet on Friday to clean his suburban Tampa home.

Authorities say the woman arrived at the home in a one-piece, light colored dress. She took off the dress and cleaned the house for $100-per-hour.

Sheriff's office spokeswoman Debbie Carter says the man told deputies he left the maid alone in the bedroom to clean.

When the man's wife came home from vacation, she discovered $40,000 in jewelry missing from their bedroom.

Police are investigating.

I'd love to have been a fly on the wall when the guy explained to his wife what happened...

Posted by Mr. Bingley at May 29, 2008 06:55 AM

Comments

the man told deputies he left the maid alone in the bedroom to clean

Uh, maybe I'm naive, but wouldn't the point of hiring a nude maid be to stand there and watch?

Posted by: Ken S, Fifth String on the Banjo of Life at May 29, 2008 07:56 AM

Karma is an awesome thing!

Also...where did she "stuff" said jewelry to make her getaway?

Posted by: WunderKraut at May 29, 2008 08:24 AM

Two words: Beehive Hairdo.

(rolls eyes) You fellas have no imagination.

Posted by: Kate P at May 29, 2008 09:18 AM

None whatsoever.

Posted by: Ken S, Fifth String on the Banjo of Life at May 29, 2008 09:55 AM

No, I have an over active imagination. Just ask my long suffering wife.

Posted by: WunderKraut at May 29, 2008 10:39 AM

"I'd love to have been a fly on the wall when the guy explained to his wife what happened..."

I bet they are both missing jewels now.

Posted by: Dave E. at May 29, 2008 12:25 PM

Hm. Whenever something like this happens in Long Island, I hear about it... but Tampa?

Oh, Spider?

Posted by: nightfly at May 29, 2008 01:00 PM

Hehe, good one, Dave.

Yeah, I wondered about the Spider's role in this as well, 'Fly.

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at May 29, 2008 01:58 PM

I am a single guy. I know nothing of this marriage thing. Don't all you married guys call the nude maid whne the wife is out of town?

Posted by: barking spider at May 29, 2008 02:15 PM

I am a single guy. I know nothing of this marriage thing. Don't all you married guys call the nude maid when the wife is out of town?

Posted by: barking spider at May 29, 2008 02:16 PM

Yeah, leave us single guys out of this!

Unless you send the nekkid maid over here, of course. To avoid the Wrath Of The Wife, I mean. Thanks!

Posted by: The_Real_JeffS at May 29, 2008 02:57 PM

PS: Maybe she hid the booty in her booty.

Posted by: The_Real_JeffS at May 29, 2008 02:59 PM

Oh dear beloved Florida: how could I EVER dare dream of living anywhere else?! :-)

Posted by: Dave J at May 30, 2008 07:18 PM