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May 07, 2008

"Lick My Swizzle Stick"?

Sorry.


I'm a sucker for bad pick-up lines.

Posted by tree hugging sister at May 7, 2008 01:15 PM

Comments

The best one I've heard is "How about playing a tune on my Oboe Of Love?"

Posted by: The_Real_JeffS at May 7, 2008 02:55 PM

Not a pickup line, but still pretty amusing because it's a (supposedly) true story:

Weatherman [roughly paraphrased]: ... and the storm dropped just a little bit of snow overnight.

Female co-anchor: So where's that eight inches you promised me last night?

Posted by: Ken S, Fifth String on the Banjo of Life at May 7, 2008 03:48 PM

BWAHAHAHAHA!!! A Dunkin-Donuts Chocolate Creme-Filled to Mr. Summers!!!

Posted by: tree hugging sister at May 7, 2008 03:59 PM

"Lick my swizzle stick"? I guess calling him a needle dick is not too far off the mark.

Posted by: major dad at May 7, 2008 04:01 PM