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May 10, 2008

Irish Stink

Well, I deployed the Irish StinkSpring


and got rid of the old bars

Man, the yard stinks so bad now I don't want to go in it...

Posted by Mr. Bingley at May 10, 2008 08:19 PM

Comments

Sure it stinks, but it'll be clean every time it rains.....

Posted by: The_Real_JeffS at May 10, 2008 08:37 PM

"There's something about Irish Spring--oh, yes, it makes me want to sing. . ."

I hope the something is that it repels those silly deer!

Posted by: Kate P at May 10, 2008 09:18 PM

You know, you can accomplish the same effect with coyote pee.

Posted by: Ken S, Fifth String on the Banjo of Life at May 10, 2008 10:30 PM

Coyote pee will keep me out of my backyard?

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at May 10, 2008 10:44 PM

Use what Weyerhaeuser uses, powdered eggs.
It is something about the sulphur content.
The deer actually do not like the taste.
Just shake it on the plants that you want to save.
Cheap too.
Halfway decent fertilizer too.
As for the soap, after a few days all it is, is another smell that the deer get used to.

Posted by: jon spencer at May 10, 2008 11:56 PM

Jon, point taken, but there's just something about Mr. B and coyote pee that seems so, right.

Posted by: Ken S, Fifth String on the Banjo of Life at May 10, 2008 11:58 PM

Well, maybe Mr. B could start watering his plants in an, ummmmmm, personal manner. After chugging a six pack of cheap beer.

It ain't coyote pee, but it might work.

Posted by: The_Real_JeffS at May 11, 2008 12:50 AM

Anybody ever see "Never Cry Wolf"? That's a peeing primer for ya.

Posted by: tree hugging sister at May 11, 2008 10:54 AM

Soap on a rope,used to be a great fathers day gift.

Posted by: greg newson at May 11, 2008 08:33 PM

For prison inmates.

Posted by: tree hugging sister at May 12, 2008 03:18 PM