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April 01, 2008

Well, I Wish I Could Say I'm Surprised...

"Sorry, you're worth less in bed than the average ($217.4819755171) person taking this quiz."

bedroom toys


Sigh.

(h/t to Insta...I guess. Bastard.)

Heck, I'd still take the $980 and be happy, though...

Posted by Mr. Bingley at April 1, 2008 09:02 AM

Comments

$1,148

I accept PayPal.

Posted by: The_Real_JeffS at April 1, 2008 09:55 AM

Or used patio furniture.

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at April 1, 2008 09:57 AM

$1010/hr. I'll bet it was the "bowling" answer that f*cked up my net worth.

Posted by: tree hugging sister at April 1, 2008 12:28 PM

And you musta been lyin' your ass off, Jeffy boy. We ALL know you're a closet...bowler.

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Posted by: tree hugging sister at April 1, 2008 12:29 PM

Hey! What happened to my original comment? Is someone jealous of my value of $1,118? Or was it the blatant attempt at pimping myself?

Or is this some oddball response of accessing this site from two different computers with completely different browsers?

Enquiring minds want to know.

Posted by: The_Real_JeffS at April 1, 2008 02:43 PM

Oops! Sorry...I got a little carried away cleaning out spam...

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at April 1, 2008 02:54 PM

Well, in a matter of speaking, that was spam, Mr. B, if you consider the thread subject.

Posted by: The_Real_JeffS at April 1, 2008 02:59 PM

$1,132/hr.

I'm in the wrong business, apparently.

Posted by: Lisa at April 1, 2008 03:20 PM

$1,040/hr.

Sounds about right.

Posted by: WunderKraut at April 1, 2008 04:36 PM

$964/hr

Yep, the bowling answer screwed me as well.

Posted by: Gunslinger at April 1, 2008 05:04 PM

$1010, but I didn't say bowling.

Posted by: Dave J at April 1, 2008 06:33 PM

Bowlshit.

Posted by: woods products need love too at April 1, 2008 06:45 PM

Wow, Gunslinger, you're below the Bingster. How sad is that?

Posted by: The_Real_JeffS at April 1, 2008 06:48 PM

I'm in the wrong business, apparently.

Bowling can help that, Lisa.

Posted by: tree hugging sister at April 1, 2008 07:10 PM

1040.00, no bowling. Maybe being tall helped

Posted by: Kcruella at April 1, 2008 09:27 PM

$12,000

Posted by: Ken S, Fifth String on the Banjo of Life at April 1, 2008 10:50 PM

BOWLSHIT!

Posted by: tree hugging sister at April 2, 2008 09:55 AM