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April 14, 2008

Mystery Solved!

So everyone's all a-twitter about this naughty film of Marilyn Monroe's (and let's hope that this doesn't serve as another inspiration for Lindsay Lohan) and the identity of the man involved

The silent black-and-white flick shows Monroe on her knees in front of a man whose face is just out of the shot.

...There are heavily redacted, declassified FBI documents talking about a "French-type" film.

It was Marcel Marceau!

Posted by Mr. Bingley at April 14, 2008 05:16 PM

Comments

Too bad it won't get released.

Years ago, a rumor went around that Babsy Strident once made a hardcore film.

Though why anyone would ever have filmed something like that is beyond me.

Posted by: Ken S, Fifth String on the Banjo of Life at April 14, 2008 05:28 PM

Jimminy Christmas on a pogostick, Ken! It's nearly dinnertime here! blech..........

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at April 14, 2008 05:31 PM

"Though why anyone would ever have filmed something like that is beyond me."

Perhaps the cameraman thought he was getting footage of the mating ritual of the elusive whale-headed stork?

Posted by: Gunslinger at April 14, 2008 08:12 PM

It was Marcel Marceau!

Ted Kennedy?

Posted by: The_Real_JeffS at April 15, 2008 12:08 AM

It couldn't have been Marcel Marceau, Bingley. Everyone knows a mime is a terrible thing to taste.

Posted by: Dave E. at April 15, 2008 10:15 PM

buwhahahahahahahahahhaah!

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at April 16, 2008 08:31 AM