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April 29, 2008

I Don't Know About You...

But I've got a real good feeling about this couple's chances of success together

ROSS TOWNSHIP, Pa. -- Police said a couple brawled with one another, then members of another wedding party, just hours after they repeated their vows and were headed to a room at the Holiday Inn in Ross Township.

The fight between dentist David W. Wielechowksi, 32, of Shaler, and his bride, Christa Vattimo, 25, began as the couple were about to enter their room at the hotel on McKnight Road on Saturday night, according to police.

The dentist "used a karate-style kick with his leg to kick Christa, knocking her to the floor," the criminal complaint said.

Two guests of another wedding heard the bride's screams and rushed over to help her. But when they restrained Wielechowksi, his bride began attacking her rescuers, police said.

The fight traveled from a hallway to an elevator then into the hotel lobby where, police said, the couple threw metal planters containing live plants into an elevator at the men who tried to break up the fight.

For some reason the police seem to think intoxication may have been a factor.

There's a reality show in their future.

Posted by Mr. Bingley at April 29, 2008 11:52 AM

Comments

Can Dr. Phil save this marriage before they knock his teeth out? Stay tuned...

Posted by: Teresa at April 29, 2008 12:27 PM

OK, would you get a root canal from this man?

Posted by: John at April 29, 2008 01:02 PM

I think in Western PA it might just be foreplay.

Posted by: Kate P at April 29, 2008 01:23 PM

If not Dr. Phil, how about Oprah?

Posted by: The_Real_JeffS at April 29, 2008 03:12 PM

Nah, these two are nothing less than Grade AAA Jerry Springer material. The only question is if they have any kids so Springer can do his DNA test shtick too.

Posted by: Dave E. at April 29, 2008 03:53 PM

I get no kick from novacaine
Mere laughing gas wouldn't thrill this lass
But tell me how it's true...
I get a kick out of you!

Posted by: nightfly at April 30, 2008 12:26 AM