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April 02, 2008

Am I Wrong...


...here?

These things come to me real sudden-like.

Posted by tree hugging sister at April 2, 2008 01:48 PM

Comments

Ebola finally get that trip to Sweden?

Posted by: Ken S, Fifth String on the Banjo of Life at April 2, 2008 02:14 PM

Who is the constipated squirrel on the bottom?

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at April 2, 2008 02:17 PM

Well, if she hadn't whacked her face into what you see here, one might have recognized Renee Zellweger.

MIGHT have. She's pretty unrecognizable now.

Posted by: tree hugging sister at April 2, 2008 02:20 PM

"Whacked her face" and Renee Zellweger don't really belong in the same sentence. My fellow Austinite is a very nice lady, but you can't whack something that is already pummeled by an ugly stick.

Posted by: Skyler at April 2, 2008 03:08 PM

Aw, man, you're MEAN, Skyler! She certainly wasn't a beauty, but I'd say Cute before, not ugly. Now? Gads.

Posted by: tree hugging sister at April 2, 2008 03:38 PM

Do you mean: actually cute or cute in a bar sense? Cause uh, cute on a photo after fourteen trained personel have sought out to cover every personal flaw you haven't covered with surgery is bar cute. You know, the classic male "tag and release" sort of cute. She is not of wombat kind!

Posted by: Ebola at April 2, 2008 03:59 PM

"Squinty McBulimia Face" is what the (even) less kind folks call her. The hatchet job on her hair has done her no favors, and I am really not sure what has happened to her face of late.

And since we're on the topic of Squinty, where is Sheila? Because Red wrote one helluva an essay/missive about why Squinty McSucks as an actress. It's totally worth a read. I'll see if I can find it. Hysterically funny even if I don't totally agree with her.

Posted by: Susanna at April 2, 2008 06:22 PM

Are we looking at the start of a wombat mating dance of some sort?

Posted by: The_Real_JeffS at April 2, 2008 07:28 PM

Pfah, this wombat has already found his mate for the time being, thank you! And you of all people know she's not sore of on the wombat eyes Jeff, lol!

Posted by: Ebola at April 2, 2008 09:57 PM

...this wombat has already found his mate for the time being...

What, did these folks have another sale?

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at April 2, 2008 10:48 PM

It might be nicer to table that kind of talk, Bingley. But hey, you're the chairman here.

Posted by: Dave E. at April 2, 2008 10:58 PM

BUAHWHAHAHAHA!!!! Too true, Ebola, too true.

Posted by: The_Real_JeffS at April 2, 2008 11:05 PM

Oh, Dave!!! Too soon...it's too SOOONNNNNNN!!!!!

Posted by: tree hugging sister at April 2, 2008 11:07 PM

Sorry...but Bingley started it.

Posted by: Dave E. at April 2, 2008 11:34 PM

I'm sort of embarrassed to admit this, but I'm glad Ebola started posting, b/c for a long time I thought he was female! Maybe "Ebola" sounded like a female name to me? Aw, what do I know--I'm right-brained.

Posted by: Kate P at April 3, 2008 12:01 AM

Very good, tree hugging sister! Now, am I wrong? (Sorry, I'm a sucker for LOLwombats!)

Posted by: spot_the_dog at April 3, 2008 07:10 AM

No dear uncle of mine, these people had a sale on wombats. Luckily one of the bartenders picked this particular wombat, and as a result, I got a wombat partner/bartender to play with. It is fun, however, to drink her under the table. Of course, you probably drink my lovely aunt under the coffee table right? Ottoman be nicer than that? ::cackle::

Posted by: Ebola at April 3, 2008 09:58 AM

Buwhahaha, spot-on, spot!

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at April 3, 2008 12:40 PM

That's mean, spot.

No, wait, THIS is mean:

"Im in ur fedrul rsrve, raisen ur intrist raits"

Posted by: nightfly at April 3, 2008 02:08 PM

But you realize, of course, that old wombat is doinking Andrea Mitchell?

Posted by: Ken S, Fifth String on the Banjo of Life at April 3, 2008 04:43 PM

Im in ur fedrul rsrve, boinken Ndrea Michull.

Posted by: nightfly at April 3, 2008 04:51 PM