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March 27, 2008
Now, I Know Lorena Ochoa Is Good
...but she ain't this good
But Ochoa returned last spring and chased down Norway's Suzann Pettersen with four birdies in the final three holes, a victory that springboarded her to the No. 1 ranking last April.
Even Tiger couldn't do that.
Chuck Norris, of course, has done it several times.
Posted by Mr. Bingley at March 27, 2008 12:24 PM
Comments
Of course he can. When Chuck Norris is two under par for a hole, it's called a double-birdie, because Chuck Norris doesn't shoot eagles. EVER. He will, however, shoot any announcer who says he does.
Posted by: nightfly at March 27, 2008 02:21 PM
I believe that Chuck Norris shoots a hole in one on every leg. Or he shoots the game officials.
Posted by: The_Real_JeffS at March 27, 2008 03:03 PM
What do you mean, "or," Jeff? You say that like the two are mutually exclusive.
Posted by: Dave J at March 27, 2008 07:23 PM
Good point, Dave.
My apologies, Mr. Norris. Please forgive me.
Posted by: The_Real_JeffS at March 27, 2008 08:29 PM