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March 25, 2008

Like Hillary, He Didn't "Lie"

He just "misspoke"

WASHINGTON (CNN) -- A former military aide to President George H.W. Bush, who later became commander of the U.S. 6th Fleet, has been fired for providing "false and misleading" information to the Department of Defense inspector general, the U.S. Navy confirmed Monday.

Oops, maybe that should be changed to "Miss Poke"

Thorp confirmed the inspector general had begun a preliminary investigation into an allegation that Stufflebeem had an "inappropriate relationship" while serving as a military aide to the former president in 1990.

Posted by Mr. Bingley at March 25, 2008 08:41 AM

Comments

With a name like "Stufflebeem," this sort of thing was just destiny.

Posted by: nightfly at March 25, 2008 11:39 AM

Jesus H. Christ, why were they looking at something that maybe happened in 1990? What a waste of time and our money.

Posted by: major dad at March 25, 2008 11:44 AM

I second that motion.

Posted by: tree hugging sister at March 25, 2008 11:49 AM

Isn't there a statue of limitations here? Or are they going to investigate how many frauleins were shtupped by 3rd Army troops in 1946?

This sort of thing could go on forever.

Posted by: The_Real_JeffS at March 25, 2008 02:54 PM

Isn't there a statue of limitations here?

As in "I have had enough of the #@^#$@*(#% Clintons!"

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at March 25, 2008 03:21 PM