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March 04, 2008

Coincidentally...

Nude man in gas-mask at large

Police in Massachusetts are hunting a mysterious naked man, who was seen by several witnesses wandering around town wearing nothing but a gas mask.


...Bingley seems to have gone missing.
...The naked man and his gas mask were next reported when a woman heard her doorbell ring. Looking out through her door's peephole, she noticed that the person who'd rung her doorbell was naked, and wearing a gas mask.

Well, what else would one look through at something like that?

Posted by tree hugging sister at March 4, 2008 05:30 PM

Comments

Somebody was auditioning for a part in the stage version of "Pink Floyd's The Wall" perhaps?

Posted by: Gunslinger at March 4, 2008 07:21 PM

Massachusetts? Not New Jersey?

Posted by: The_Real_JeffS at March 4, 2008 07:33 PM

I got lost.

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at March 4, 2008 08:55 PM

For the record, I do not wear gas masks.

I just want that known.

Posted by: Ken S, Fifth String on the Banjo of Life at March 4, 2008 09:01 PM