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March 12, 2008

BREAKING NEWS: Movement on the Schmuck Front

Spitzer is on his way from his 5th Ave apartment to the governor's mansion. Old girl is in the limo with him. ::sigh:: The MSNBC reporter says, "They had a difficult night..." Duh.

Jay Leno said it best:

“If this guy was a plumber ... he would have his wife’s SUV tire tracks over his head,”

Our long national nightmare may at last...oh, right.

Wrong schmuck.

Posted by tree hugging sister at March 12, 2008 11:14 AM

Comments

“If this guy was a plumber ... he would have his wife’s SUV tire tracks over his head,”

And the cops would gladly write it up as an accidental death.

Posted by: The_Real_JeffS at March 12, 2008 11:27 AM

He's driving to the governor's mansion? It's going be at least five hours with traffic to Albany. :-p

Actually, he's driving to the state offices in midtown.

Posted by: Dave J at March 12, 2008 11:39 AM

::sniff::

Details.

Posted by: tree hugging sister at March 12, 2008 11:48 AM

I just watched his statement.

He's still a turd.

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at March 12, 2008 11:51 AM

Oh, God. They're using Mrs. "I'm a Gay American" McGreevey as a play-by-play man.

GACK.

It's like watching "The View".

Posted by: tree hugging sister at March 12, 2008 11:52 AM

Okay, I'm not completely clear on this concept. Is this a perp walk or a frog march?

Posted by: Ken S, Fifth String on the Banjo of Life at March 12, 2008 12:10 PM

Sounds like Spitzer is trying salvage a political career, although for what reason, I don't know. Or is he just trying to maintain viability for private employment? Who would hire him? Ted Kennedy for a personal consultant?

Posted by: The_Real_JeffS at March 12, 2008 12:19 PM

Heh! Best line I've heard about this at the office:

"Sounds like that escort had the highest paid job under his administration."

Posted by: The_Real_JeffS at March 12, 2008 12:43 PM

I hear they may bring him up on RICO charges, as you've got a whore conspiring with a prostitute...

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at March 12, 2008 12:45 PM