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February 14, 2008

I HATE

...these guys.

Saudi Arabia to execute woman for 'witchcraft'

...The Saudi court cited an instance in which a man allegedly became impotent after being bewitched by Falih, the rights group said.

An appeals court ruled in September 2006 that Falih could not be sentenced to death for witchcraft because she had retracted her confession. But a lower court subsequently reissued the death sentence for the

benefit of "public interest" and to "protect the creed, souls and property of this country,"
the group's statement said.

So let's just whack the little lady because it's good for public morale. As far as an Saudi/Islamic man and impotence goes, everyone knows limpness has to be a woman's fault. Why do you think they promise them 72 virgins instead of 3 and a blue pill? Because they got the goods, man. For a more benign example with the same privileged, Islamic male excuse:
Breast kisser sentenced

ST. JOHN'S — An Iranian man studying in Newfoundland has been sentenced to three months in jail for kissing a woman on her breast while the two were sharing an elevator. Farhood Azarsina, 25, pleaded guilty last week to sexual assault. Mr. Azarsina, a PhD student in engineering at Memorial University, admitted kissing the top of the woman's breast while the two were on an elevator at the St. John's school on Sept. 27.

...Judge Orr said the fact the assault took place in an elevator, an enclosed space, added to the trauma.

Mr. Azarsina said he didn't realize the seriousness of the offence in this country.

"You can't expect all males to control themselves when the breasts are out," he said.
No, by God, you can't. Catmeat IS catmeat and, if catmeat calls, you need to be ready. That's why it's necessary to whack witches who wimp your wang.

Posted by tree hugging sister at February 14, 2008 09:23 AM

Comments

And I'm still trying to figure out why there isn't a single American politician unwilling to suck up to these medievel fucks.

Posted by: Ken S, Fifth String on the Banjo of Life at February 14, 2008 10:08 AM

I thought I had witnessed machismo beyond madness in earlier reports of Arab males. This pushes the envelope. Medievel fucks is right.

Posted by: The_Real_JeffS at February 14, 2008 10:49 AM

Really, REALLY hate them. And DESPISE American women who defend their abominations by their silence.

Posted by: tree hugging sister at February 14, 2008 11:07 AM

yeah, they're allies. But why?

We have not yet even come close to doing enough to destroy this religion.

Posted by: Skyler at February 14, 2008 11:34 AM

"That's why it's necessary to whack witches who wimp your wang."

It's not funny news, but I can't help but laugh at this line. Just picture it said in a faux-learned tone, in impeccable BBC Standard, by some Islamic Studies professor.

The only difference between this line and what they actually say in defense of the culture is that this is pithier and more accurate.

Posted by: nightfly at February 14, 2008 12:55 PM

Or perhaps uttered by the Arch Dufus of Cantsurrenderquickenoughbury, 'Fly.

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at February 14, 2008 02:29 PM

The dilemma of Islam: if you allow the general run of people to become non-ignorant to the point they stop believing in witches, they also tend to stop believing in Islam.

Go figure.

Posted by: mojo at February 14, 2008 04:31 PM