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January 27, 2008

The 'Single Sheet' Whitehouse Plot

...and it's straight from the horsey mouth. (Proving, yet again, there is nothing too small for the maestro's evil Rovian machinations.)

...Last spring, you were held up as a parody of environmental correctness when you proposed restricting the use of toilet paper to one square per bathroom visit. What was that about? I think it’s a fantastic and eye-opening example of how the media is operated by political figures, of how Karl Rove was humiliated in the media and how, within 24 hours, he was able to humiliate me and take any sort of credibility away from me.

What are you saying? You think Karl Rove leaked the toilet-paper story to the press after you and Laurie David sparred with him about global warming at the White House correspondents’ dinner? I cannot tie him directly to that leak, but within 24 hours of our exchange, as we were leaving D.C., it was on the CNN ticker tape: “Sheryl Crow has proposed that we legislate toilet paper to one square.”

Did you ever actually suggest that? It was always a joke. It was part of a shtick...”

Karl says you already know where to shtick it.

Posted by tree hugging sister at January 27, 2008 07:38 PM





Chick is even denser than I thought.

Posted by: Ken S, Fifth String on the Banjo of Life at January 27, 2008 08:14 PM

There are collapsed stars less dense than Sheryl Crow.

Posted by: Gunslinger at January 27, 2008 08:29 PM

Yeah, that chick is ultra-dense. No one messes with Lord Karl. No one

Posted by: The_Real_JeffS at January 27, 2008 10:51 PM

A truly intriguing state of matter. Infinitely dense, yet utterly vacuous.

Posted by: Ken S, Fifth String on the Banjo of Life at January 28, 2008 10:29 AM

I've never quite been able to understand how she got to go to the correspondents' dinner in the first place. Since when has Sheryl Crow worked the DC beat for a major metropolitan paper? That's like letting me into an astonomer's convention because I once looked at Jupiter through a telescope.

Posted by: nightfly at January 28, 2008 12:10 PM

Sheryl Crow owes everything she is to Kevin Gilbert who she forced to an early grave. RIP Kevin.

Posted by: Nick DVJ at January 28, 2008 07:36 PM

Earth to Sheryl,

April 19,2007 Huffington Post.

You wrote the words yourself,and it was no joke.
Your super intelligence shined through with these

"one of my favorites is in the area of forest
conservation which we heavily rely on for oxygen.
I propose a limitation be put on how many squares
of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting.
Now, I don't want to rob any law-abiding American of his or hers God-given rights,but I think we are
an industrious enough people that we can make it
work with only one square per restroom visit,except,of course those pesky occasions where
2 to 3 could be required."

liberal conspiracy theories and outright lies
is all this crowd seems to have.
This "you are all to dumb to understand what I
really meant,disregard the words coming right out of my mouth(or written on a blog)"crap comes right
out of the John Kerry book of flip flopping spin
and Bulls$!t.
Now please move on to the George Clooney "watch
the slaughter continue in the Sudan while I give a bunch of meaningless speech's at the UN and we
make some more clever bumper stickers"show.

Posted by: Baxter Greene at January 29, 2008 12:33 AM