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November 02, 2007
You Wanna See an Obscenity? DO Ya?
Well, I got one for ya that's turn your stomach to gouda grits. There's this:
...and then's there's THIS.
...TMZ first reported Brit earns an average of $737,868 per month.
Posted by tree hugging sister at November 2, 2007 12:30 PM
Comments
Ah, Sis, don't go putting stuff like this up at lunch time. Blech.
She is a pretty savvy investor of her money though, ain't she?
Posted by: Mr. Bingley at November 2, 2007 12:54 PM
No kidding. The figure (dollar-wise) is nothing short of astonishing.
Posted by: tree hugging sister at November 2, 2007 12:58 PM
"Astonishing" was not the first thing I thought of when I saw THAT figure, Ms. Sister. It's like she stole this from "The Nanny" wardrobe after the series ended.
Posted by: nightfly at November 2, 2007 01:07 PM
Jeez, a well heeled skank. The mind, it boggles.
Posted by: The_Real_JeffS at November 2, 2007 02:44 PM
The outfit was stolen from "Dave TV", I believe. Mid-80's David Lee Roth.
Posted by: mojo at November 2, 2007 02:46 PM
What is most astonishing is that she has managed to make the man who wore a maroon velour tracksuit emblazoned with the word "PIMP" (along with his entire party of groomsmen dressed in similar get-ups) look like the RESPONSIBLE PARENT.
Fascinating.
I've not always believed that God is the solution. But in this case? C'mon, sweet Jesus. Come on and save this child. Please. I need my retinas back.
Posted by: Susanna at November 2, 2007 04:06 PM
For a minute I thought the color balance on my monitor was screwed up.
Who in the hell told Britney that outfit was okay for wearing in public?
Posted by: Gunslinger at November 2, 2007 04:59 PM
I don't think anybody's been telling old BritBrit much anything of value lately. (Not that she'd be inclined to listen anyway.)
Ghastly, ain't it?
Posted by: tree hugging sister at November 2, 2007 05:19 PM
Maybe she has it on backwards, sorta like her head?
Posted by: The_Real_JeffS at November 2, 2007 06:15 PM
I love how you can just see the waistband of the fishnet pantyhose. This is a woman who lost custody of her kids and has to have supervised (!) visits, the greatest disgrace that I can imagine enduring, and she's out in public like this. I feel sorry for her. She'll either kill herself with drinking/drugs or, as Susanna says, find Jesus.
Posted by: NJ Sue at November 2, 2007 07:53 PM
or, as Susanna says, find JesusIt might be one of those rare times he throws someone back.
Posted by: tree hugging sister at November 2, 2007 08:05 PM
Historically old JC liked the really pathetic cases, you know, way back when.
But this one? I believe you may have a point. He may throw this one back.
Posted by: Susanna at November 2, 2007 10:13 PM
Please tell me that is a Photoshop job. It looks almost like someone's inserted Lt. Commander Worf's forehead where her torso is supposed to be.
I don't think so much that JC would throw this one back (though that image makes me chuckle) as that he'd recite the old "sell everything you have and give to the poor" story to her, and then have her run off screaming when she misses the point.
Posted by: ricki at November 3, 2007 08:58 AM
Her head is the wrong proportion. It looks like a Photoshop.
Celebrities are quite capable a making fools out of themselves w/o the idiots create these hack jobs.
Posted by: Prussian Tiger at November 3, 2007 01:34 PM
Even those ruby slippers won't get back to Kansas.
Posted by: Mr. Bingley at November 3, 2007 07:10 PM