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November 05, 2007

The Macca Demand

...There is one catch: Mills wants McCartney to tell the world that she’s no gold digger.
...the why...
...According to The Daily Mail, a close friend of the disabled former model said: “Heather thinks that if only Paul would tell everyone she is a nice person, that she’s not a fantasist or a gold digger, then all his fans are going to stop hating her.”
...and the best advice he could ever get, all in the same column.
Sir Paul, if there is any chance you’re reading this, I implore you: Say what Mills wants you to say, then open up your checkbook and make this go away.
You can’t fight crazy.

Posted by tree hugging sister at November 5, 2007 05:11 PM

Comments

It's about to get uglier, today's Daily News said that Sir Paul is considering going for full custody of the kid 'cause Heather seems to have lost it. I think they're in a contest w/ the McGreevey's for nastiest divorce

Posted by: Kcruella at November 5, 2007 10:20 PM

Hmmmm.

What a strange thing overall.

IMO this is a good example of why I'm not married.

Posted by: memomachine at November 6, 2007 12:04 PM

Truly, the one who will suffer is the child.

Oh, and then there's THE REST OF US FOR HAVING TO READ THESE KAKAMAMIE !(*@$&*^@&# HEADLINES DAY IN AND DAY OUT.

Okay. I'm better.

She's totally spooling up for an hysterical suicide attempt of some sort. Not good. Seriously. She's already had the psychotic break and public episodes. Custody is probably a good idea.

Posted by: Susanna at November 7, 2007 09:51 AM