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October 18, 2007

Today's Chuckle

Comes to us via our naughty friend Theo Spark


A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar but less serious state. The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened.

The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road. I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable, lowlife scumbag who got what he deserved, and he yelled back that Ted Kennedy is a fat, good-for-nothing, left wing liberal drunk who doesn't know how to drive.Then I said that Osama Bin Ladin dresses and acts like a frigid,mean-spirited lesbian! He retaliated by yelling, "Oh yeah? Well, so does Hillary Clinton!"

And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a truck hit us.

Posted by Mr. Bingley at October 18, 2007 11:07 AM

Comments

Wonderful!

You made me laugh.

Posted by: WunderKraut at October 18, 2007 11:30 AM

I live to serve, Wunder!

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at October 18, 2007 11:43 AM

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Posted by: nightfly at October 18, 2007 01:30 PM

Now THAT'S funny!

Posted by: barista grazioso at October 18, 2007 01:39 PM

Once I stop laughing so hard I'll forward this to my mom!

Posted by: Kate P at October 18, 2007 02:44 PM

Hmmm.

Sounds true to life! LOL!

Posted by: memomachine at October 18, 2007 03:54 PM

LOL!

That's a goody!!!

Posted by: Gunslinger at October 18, 2007 05:14 PM