The Coalition of the Swilling

Retirement suits major dad well.

What would be better is a "stuffed" tub of melted butter and a plastic lobster tool.

I've always thought babies were better broiled, my self.

Babies, the other, other white meat

Well, who wants to eat real crustaceans in the first place? Babies have more meat on their bones.

And all that adorable fat makes them self-basting.

i wonder if there's a way to get one of those pop-up thingies in one so you know when they're done?

I had a single second lieutenant suggest a zip-lock bag for Ebola one day...not that anything's changed.

In a Shake-N-Bake Baby kind of way?

More as a 'keep it quiet by keeping it in a vacuum' kind of way.

These days, Sis, you can do better than a zip-lock bag. Throw Ebola into a freezer afterwards, and you can save him for Major Dad's second retirement.

Orrrrr...establish a self-supporting, going concern.

Financially, that makes more sense, Sis. But I was thinking of the artistic value, y'know?

Hmmmm.

That's worth about 6 years of therapy all by itself.

Baby back lobster?

Yes, damn those people who dress poor defenseless creatures in riduculous outfits.

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;)

Or ridiculous even.

I'm waiting on the Baby Cthulhu outfit, myself.