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August 20, 2007

How Sucky Can Life Get?

Worse than you know.

British dwarf's penis gets stuck to hoover

A dwarf performer at the Edinburgh fringe festival had to be rushed to hospital after his penis got stuck to a vacuum cleaner during an act that went horribly awry.

Posted by tree hugging sister at August 20, 2007 04:15 PM


...the hell is going on over here? Are you and Bingley answering your spam?

Posted by: nightfly at August 20, 2007 04:25 PM

Aw hell... Somebody got to say it....
This story sucks.............
Now get over and delete it!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Blackdog at August 20, 2007 07:53 PM

"horribly awry"

Understatement of the Year!

Posted by: Lisa at August 20, 2007 07:55 PM

He's just lucky that someone could see he needed help. Because everybody knows that if you're in a vacuum, no one can hear you scream.

Posted by: Dave E. at August 20, 2007 08:33 PM

Y'all are having one weird day over here, kids.

Posted by: Ken S, Fifth String on the Banjo of Life at August 20, 2007 09:08 PM


We don't make the news, Mr. Summers.

Posted by: tree hugging sister at August 20, 2007 09:11 PM

TOWACA News..."We report, you deride."

Posted by: Dave E. at August 20, 2007 10:02 PM

There are no goats in this story, Ken. That has to count for something.

Posted by: The_Real_JeffS at August 21, 2007 12:06 AM

You know, it's amazing what they crammed into a mere 7 sentences in that story.

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at August 21, 2007 08:47 AM

"I just wished the ground could swallow me up. Luckily, they saw me quickly so the embarrassment was short-lived."

This story is a fountain of short jokes.

Posted by: Gunslinger at August 21, 2007 04:06 PM

I'm having trouble understanding why the guy was so embarrassed at the emergency room, since he was clearly willing to go up on stage with a vacuum cleaner stuck to his willie.

Posted by: RebeccaH at August 21, 2007 05:40 PM

And there it is.

Posted by: John at August 21, 2007 10:20 PM

It seems he's quite creative.

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at August 22, 2007 06:42 AM

Oh, NICE work, John!!

Is that your kilt, Bingley?

I'd get that sucker (whoops!) drycleaned when you get it back.

Posted by: tree hugging sister at August 22, 2007 11:31 AM