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July 30, 2007

If Sid Viscious Had A Kitchen...

I imagine it would look much like mine, with Extra Virgin olive oil, Sea Salt, aged balsamic vinegar,


...and razor blades.

Posted by Mr. Bingley at July 30, 2007 09:06 PM

Comments

Ah, Filippo Berio! An excellent olive oil.

Posted by: Gunslinger at July 30, 2007 09:15 PM

Razor blades? You shave in the kitchen?


;-P

Posted by: The_Real_JeffS at July 30, 2007 09:49 PM

Who doesn't have razor blades in their kitchen? How are you supposed to make those neat cuts in your fresh bread loaves without them? Or slice your garlic paper-thin so it melts in the pan? Has Julia Childs taught us nothing?

Posted by: Emily at July 31, 2007 11:21 AM

I learn something new every day. Especially since I never watched Julia Childs; I am a follower of the "Bombs away!' school of cooking.

Saturation bombing, I mean. Plus I am one of those barbarians who simply eat the food, and not look at it.

Posted by: The_Real_JeffS at July 31, 2007 12:14 PM

Hmmmm.

You forgot the ketchup!

Posted by: memomachine at July 31, 2007 02:17 PM

DIE! MEMOMACHINE DIE DIE DIE DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Bart at July 31, 2007 07:37 PM

Bart, that reminds me of an old "Love Boat" episode where the ship had a rather 'volatile' french head chef who would fly into a rage every time a passenger asked for ketchup to slather on one of his masterpieces...

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at July 31, 2007 07:53 PM

Hmmm.

Still no ketchup! Must have ketchup!

Ok that's it. I'm reporting you to the Heinz Ketchup Police!

...

It occurs to me that right now I'm joking, but I'm unwilling to place a bet that it won't eventually become a reality.

Posted by: memomachine at August 1, 2007 12:15 PM