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June 13, 2007
The Best Line of Last Evening's World News Tonight
...went to Charlie Gibson, hands down. In the lead-in for this story...
D.C. law judge broke down in tears and had to take a break from his testimony because he became too emotional while questioning himself about his experience with a missing pair of pants.
...(a $54 MILLION dollar pair of pants), he explained the lost pants and that the dry cleaners eventually found the pants, offering them plus $12,000 to this emotional, pantless person to settle things. But all for naught, Charlie intoned, as said plaintiff was still intent on...
"...pressing his suit."
major dad groaned audibly. Huzzah, Charlie!
Posted by tree hugging sister at June 13, 2007 04:50 PM
Comments
Well, hopefully this whole ridiculous suit will be ironed out soon.
Posted by: Dave E. at June 13, 2007 05:09 PM
One bizarre wrinkle after another in the case.
Posted by: tree hugging sister at June 13, 2007 05:21 PM
If I were the judge I'd dismiss the whole thing, award the defendants their legal fees, and slap the plaintiff with a crease and desist order on top of that.
Posted by: Dave E. at June 13, 2007 05:31 PM
Time to hang up this suit!
Posted by: The_Real_JeffS at June 13, 2007 06:48 PM
Not until we've collared the guilty party.
Posted by: tree hugging sister at June 13, 2007 06:56 PM
"he became too emotional while questioning himself about his experience with a missing pair of pants."
I guess he was feeling hemmed in.
Posted by: Gunslinger at June 13, 2007 09:04 PM
What a waist.
Posted by: tree hugging sister at June 13, 2007 09:52 PM
Yeah, THS. The whole thing seams incredible to me.
Posted by: Dave E. at June 13, 2007 10:03 PM
On the other hand, it leaves some people in stitches.
Posted by: Dave E. at June 13, 2007 10:09 PM
Button it, Dave.
Posted by: tree hugging sister at June 13, 2007 10:52 PM
This judge is a pantload, in any case.
Listen to all that hemming and hawing.
Posted by: Nightfly at June 13, 2007 11:58 PM
This suit is sew terrible, I want to cuff that judge.
Posted by: The_Real_JeffS at June 14, 2007 01:07 AM
But what now when the Plaintiff will have to rely on his briefs for his appeal??
Posted by: Steve S at June 25, 2007 12:57 PM