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May 30, 2007

The Fat In NJ Is Not The Citizens

But the government

N.J., with new agency, steps up fight against fat

TRENTON - New Jersey's health department is escalating the battle against the bulge by starting an Office of Nutrition and Fitness to better coordinate programs aimed at preventing obesity.

When will the Governor work on the Battle of the Bulge in Trenton, whose expanding girth and ever-greater hunger threatens to crush us all?

No, goodness, that would take work. Much better to start yet another agency, higher more state workers and increase the state's long-term fiscal liabilities all in the name of "the children."

Posted by Mr. Bingley at May 30, 2007 07:29 AM

Comments

I hear they're going to start a Dept. of Anorexia.

Posted by: Ken S, Fifth String on the Banjo of Life at May 30, 2007 08:24 AM

Does this mean no more flouring tuna steaks?

Posted by: The_Real_JeffS at May 30, 2007 09:41 AM

Only with whole wheat for the extra fiber.

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at May 30, 2007 10:00 AM