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May 01, 2007
Hey, You Sick Gazer! No Pekin
...at the duck's package, okay?
Patricia Brennan, a behavioral ecologist, examining the phallus of a Pekin duck.
- Christopher Capozziello for The New York Times
Oh, and thank you, Jules.
Posted by tree hugging sister at May 1, 2007 02:43 PM
Comments
Dr. Brennan was oblivious to bird phalluses until 1999.
I would prefer to still be.
Posted by: Mr. Bingley at May 1, 2007 03:06 PM
When she first visited in January, the phalluses were the size of rice grains. Now many of them are growing rapidly.
I'm sure Ken will want her to stop by.
Posted by: Mr. Bingley at May 1, 2007 03:12 PM
Why? Dr. Brennan is checking out birds, not goats.
Posted by: The_Real_JeffS at May 1, 2007 03:14 PM
Especially since she "visits the sanctuary every two weeks". No fair weather fondler there, by George!
I'm surprised Dick the Duck hasn't proposed.
Posted by: tree hugging sister at May 1, 2007 03:15 PM
"Hung like a duck" is apparently a compliment in some professions.
Does Aflac cover this sort of thing?
Posted by: Nightfly at May 1, 2007 05:04 PM