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May 15, 2007

BREAKING NEWS

Jerry Falwell has died.

I can see it now...

God's office buzzer goes off

God: Yes, Peter?

St Peter: Jerry's just arrived, Heavenly Father. Shall I send him in?

God: Oh, you betcha, Peter.

God's hand hovers over the comm button

God: Oh, and Peter?

St. Peter: Yes, Lord?

God: Make sure you close the door behind him.

St. Peter: Oh, you betcha.

Posted by tree hugging sister at May 15, 2007 01:40 PM

Comments

Oh, you betcha

-snort-

Posted by: Ken S, Fifth String on the Banjo of Life at May 15, 2007 02:06 PM

Falwell: Good idea, Lord!

God: Of COURSE it's a good idea! Now shut up and listen for once, ok?

Posted by: mojo at May 15, 2007 03:04 PM

Good bleeping riddance!

Posted by: Tainted Bill at May 15, 2007 03:25 PM

I was kind of wondering if it was too soon for the "Didn't raise $8 million fast enough" joke.

Posted by: Nightfly at May 15, 2007 04:42 PM

If there's truly justice, he'll scrub the toilets of the Seraphim for eternity.

Posted by: Gunslinger at May 15, 2007 05:07 PM

Hmmmm.

*shrug* I think you're all barking up the wrong tree.

You may not like Falwell, but he pretty much echoed traditional Christian doctrine.

Posted by: memomachine at May 16, 2007 11:42 AM

That's why scrubbing toilets in Heaven is appropriate. It's humbling without being overly cruel.

Posted by: Gunslinger at May 16, 2007 01:04 PM

Hmmmm.

Hey when *Larry Flynt* can call him a good guy, perhaps there was more to Falwell than any of us know?

Posted by: memomachine at May 17, 2007 10:45 AM