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May 15, 2007
BREAKING NEWS
I can see it now...
God's office buzzer goes offGod: Yes, Peter?
St Peter: Jerry's just arrived, Heavenly Father. Shall I send him in?
God: Oh, you betcha, Peter.
God's hand hovers over the comm button
God: Oh, and Peter?
St. Peter: Yes, Lord?
God: Make sure you close the door behind him.
St. Peter: Oh, you betcha.
Posted by tree hugging sister at May 15, 2007 01:40 PM
Comments
Oh, you betcha
-snort-
Posted by: Ken S, Fifth String on the Banjo of Life at May 15, 2007 02:06 PM
Falwell: Good idea, Lord!
God: Of COURSE it's a good idea! Now shut up and listen for once, ok?
Posted by: mojo at May 15, 2007 03:04 PM
Good bleeping riddance!
Posted by: Tainted Bill at May 15, 2007 03:25 PM
I was kind of wondering if it was too soon for the "Didn't raise $8 million fast enough" joke.
Posted by: Nightfly at May 15, 2007 04:42 PM
If there's truly justice, he'll scrub the toilets of the Seraphim for eternity.
Posted by: Gunslinger at May 15, 2007 05:07 PM
Hmmmm.
*shrug* I think you're all barking up the wrong tree.
You may not like Falwell, but he pretty much echoed traditional Christian doctrine.
Posted by: memomachine at May 16, 2007 11:42 AM
That's why scrubbing toilets in Heaven is appropriate. It's humbling without being overly cruel.
Posted by: Gunslinger at May 16, 2007 01:04 PM
Hmmmm.
Hey when *Larry Flynt* can call him a good guy, perhaps there was more to Falwell than any of us know?
Posted by: memomachine at May 17, 2007 10:45 AM