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April 30, 2007

Blame Canada!

Gore Calls Canada Climate Plan a 'Fraud'

Al Gore condemned Canada's new plan to reduce greenhouse gases, saying it was "a complete and total fraud" because it lacks specifics and gives industry a way to actually increase emissions.

...Canadian Environment Minister John Baird rejected Gore's criticisms.

"The fact is our plan is vastly tougher than any measures introduced by the administration of which the former vice president was a member," Baird said in a statement.


OUCH! If Gore didn't have such a NaugaHyde...

... that would have hurt!

Posted by tree hugging sister at April 30, 2007 11:39 AM

Comments

It's a total fraud because it doesn't allow Canadian companies to sell him any offsets.

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at April 30, 2007 11:50 AM

Would those be 'carbon' or 'administrative hypocrisy' offsets you're referring to? I think he could qualify for both.

Posted by: tree hugging sister at April 30, 2007 12:37 PM

It's strange that such an evil man has now attained the status of a religious leader.

Posted by: Mike Rentner at April 30, 2007 12:39 PM

It's like something straight out of The Fountainhead. He's like Twoohey.

Posted by: Mike Rentner at April 30, 2007 12:40 PM

A veritable Albert Goresh, since he definitely lives in Whacko with hoards of unwashed, brainwashed followers...

Posted by: tree hugging sister at April 30, 2007 12:42 PM

Respect the Goreacle!

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at April 30, 2007 12:50 PM

Heh! Speaking of such lavish worship on His Goreacleness™.....

I posted one of Iowahawk's "Spread the Holy Eco-Word" bumper stickers at work ["Be Green Like Gore"], and someone pulled down that sticker in less than a week.

The one about Gwyenth Paltrow? It's been up for nearly a month in the exact same spot, and has never been touched.

Time for a follow on to my original experiment.....

Posted by: The_Real_JeffS at April 30, 2007 04:31 PM

ROFL!

A fraud calling someone else a fraud! At this rate, Gore will end up on "The Surreal Life" in a few years.

Posted by: Gunslinger at April 30, 2007 10:59 PM

Is there anything we Canuckis can do to convince you damyankees to keep your riff-raff south of the line?

Draft dodgers, dope smokers, Kennedy spawn of various sorts and now the lowest of the low, Algore.

Yuck.

Posted by: BlacquesJacquesShell at April 30, 2007 11:48 PM

How about just exiling The Goreacle into the Yukon Territory, BlacquesJacquesShell? He can always watch over the polar bears.

Posted by: The_Real_JeffS at May 1, 2007 01:39 AM