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March 29, 2007

Memo From The Mother Superior

Mother Superior called all the nuns together and said to them, "I must tell you all something. We have a case of gonorrhea in the convent."

"Thank God," said an elderly nun at the back. "I'm so tired of chardonnay."

Posted by Mr. Bingley at March 29, 2007 08:26 AM

Comments

Protestant BASTARD.

Posted by: tree hugging sister at March 29, 2007 10:33 AM

Hmmm.

As long as it's not merlot!

I will not drink merlot!!

:) j/k

Posted by: ed at March 29, 2007 12:13 PM

I don't get it. Isn't gonorreha a French wine?

Posted by: mike at March 29, 2007 12:30 PM