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March 15, 2007

Ah-OOOOOOOH! Werewolf Of London...

(with apologies to Warren Zevon)

I saw a werewolf with a Mersey Beat in her hands
Walking through the streets of Soho in the rain
She was looking for the Squire of Mull of Kintyre
Planning to get herself pounds from Penny Lane
Ah-ooooooh
Werewolf of London
Ah-ooooooh

If you hear her howling 'round your kitchen door
Better not let her in
She won't need or feed you when you're 64
Werewolf of London again
Ah-ooooooh
Werewolf of London
Ah-ooooooh

She's the golden-tressled gal who married Alfie Karmal
Lately she's been on the phone in Brighton
Don't you take pics of her
She'll rip your film out sir
Huh. She ain't the new Diana
Ah-ooooooh
Werewolf of London
Ah-ooooooh

Well I saw her crying 'bout piggies in a pen
Doing the Werewolf of London
I heard her cryin' "this is now and that was then"
Doing the Werewolf of London
I saw a Werewolf dancing a merengue with the Stars
Her steps were perfect
Ha!
Ah-ooooooh
Werewolf of London
Ah-ooooooh
Heh Draw Blood...

Posted by Mr. Bingley at March 15, 2007 01:08 PM

Comments

Posted by: Ken S, Fifth String on the Banjo of Life at March 15, 2007 01:38 PM

Posted by: tree hugging sister at March 15, 2007 01:39 PM

Posted by: Nightfly at March 15, 2007 03:56 PM