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March 28, 2007

A Salute To Humble Aspirations

As expressed by this neighbor of Billy Bob Peep

“All I want is to be able to sit on my front porch and not smell sheep poop,” said Angie Fowler, who lives across the street.

Just across the street from here:

APEX, N.C. - About 30 sheep being kept at a suburban home were euthanized Tuesday after some of the flock were found grazing on floral arrangements in a cemetery, authorities said. Animal cruelty charges were pending against the owner.

David Watts kept about 80 of the animals in his crumbling house in this Raleigh suburb, police said.

“He lives upstairs, and the sheep were living downstairs,” police Sgt. Robert Towell said. “He considered them pets.”

Watts.

You just knew he'd be a Scot.

Awfully convenient how the police break this big case just in time for easter dinner, too! Let me fire up the grill...

Posted by Mr. Bingley at March 28, 2007 06:50 AM

Comments

Posted by: Ken S, Fifth String on the Banjo of Life at March 28, 2007 07:12 AM

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at March 28, 2007 07:53 AM