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February 13, 2007
I Know That Rabbit Be Sayin'
..."Where Jimmay Cartah?"
Posted by tree hugging sister at February 13, 2007 01:15 PM
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Tim: There he is!
King Arthur: Where?
Tim: There!
King Arthur: What? Behind the rabbit?
Tim: It *is* the rabbit!
King Arthur: You silly sod!
Tim: What?
King Arthur: You got us all worked up!
Tim: Well, that's no ordinary rabbit.
King Arthur: Ohh.
Tim: That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!
Sir Robin: You tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared!
Tim: Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!
Sir Galahad: Get stuffed!
Tim: He'll do you up a treat, mate.
Sir Galahad: Oh, yeah?
Sir Robin: You manky Scots git!
Tim: I'm warning you!
Sir Robin: What's he do? Nibble your bum?
Tim: He's got huge, sharp... er... He can leap about. Look at the bones!
King Arthur: Go on, Bors. Chop his head off!
Sir Bors: Right! Silly little bleeder. One rabbit stew comin' right up!
[after Bors is killed by the killer rabbit]
Tim: I *warned* you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you *knew*, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little *bunny*, isn't it?
Posted by: The_Real_JeffS at February 13, 2007 02:39 PM
"And for God's sake, change your armor."
Posted by: Ken S, Fifth String on the Banjo of Life at February 13, 2007 02:46 PM
"WATCH it! That rabbit's DYNAMITE!"
Posted by: tree hugging sister at February 13, 2007 03:14 PM
I actually read the story that picture goes with, and it's stranger even than Monty Python - this German dude breeds 'em, and he's given some breeding pairs to the North Koreans. The idea is to let 'em breed like, um, rabbits and help feed the country.
Really. They're even gonna let him come visit to show them how to care for the King Coneys.
Posted by: Nightfly at February 13, 2007 04:34 PM
Someone channel Beatrix Potter.
Posted by: major dad at February 13, 2007 04:55 PM
I read about that, Nightfly, but never saw a picture. Someone commented that since many North Koreans are eating grass and such (there being little else), the rabbits would be competing with humans for fodder.
Strange, indeed.
Posted by: The_Real_JeffS at February 13, 2007 05:29 PM
You could get a few good pairs of mittens from that bunny.
Posted by: Gunslinger at February 13, 2007 07:15 PM