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February 08, 2007
Dear Jerry Jones
Well, it sounds like you're about to sign the caliber of coach you deserve.
Phillips reportedly to become Dallas coach
Chargers defensive coordinator apparently beats Turner, Rivera, others
A lard-assed, pinheaded loser to go with that trophy wide mouth receiver you had to have.
Have a hot time in the Big 'D', fellas. You've earned it.
Signed,
th "I will never forgive blubber butthead Bum's Boy for f*cking over Doug is a GOD Flutie" sister
Posted by tree hugging sister at February 8, 2007 01:48 PM
Comments
How are the Giants NOT winning the East next year when all of their cheif competitors seem to WANT to screw up? F!#$%&&! Coughlin. I'm going right out and buying a Titans jersey with Vince Young's name on it.
Posted by: Nightfly at February 8, 2007 05:39 PM
Idle threats, dashing one.
Posted by: tree hugging sister at February 8, 2007 07:03 PM
Hey thc tell us what you really think.
Doug Flutie is a God? is that similar to Tom Cruise being Christ like?
Posted by: colin at February 9, 2007 01:00 AM
Whoops, when I can't spell the letter S (ths) it is time for bed. 'night.
Posted by: colin at February 9, 2007 01:02 AM
As IF I would confuse ~ or even mention in the same drawn breath ~ that thetan riddled, piteously addlepated excuse for a carbon based life form with someone whose incredible talents were used, abused and underrated by the demon dog Phillips, but maintained both his dignity and composure through the entire debacle. Worse, Phlabby Brain Phillips threw Flutie Flakes over for ROB Johnson.
WHO?
Exactly my point.
Posted by: tree hugging sister at February 9, 2007 08:49 AM
Addlepated what a great word.
Posted by: colin at February 9, 2007 10:47 AM
Great. This means the Gints can lose seven in a row next season and still get blown out of the playoffs in the first round.
Posted by: Gary from Jersey at February 9, 2007 01:52 PM
Welcome, Gary!
And don't be so hard on the poor boys ~ they've got their own hopes they're crushing, too, ya know.
Posted by: tree hugging sister at February 9, 2007 04:31 PM
I'm not rational about it right now. I would have flown to Tennessee to fire Coughlin in person after the Titans game. I would have been like Kittrick in Mission Impossible: I want him in Alaska by the end of the day; just mail him his clothes.
Posted by: Nightfly at February 9, 2007 05:54 PM
Not one to hold grudges, are you?
Posted by: T1G at February 10, 2007 11:08 AM
Not for very long. "Christian forgiveness" is my middle name.
Posted by: tree hugging sister at February 10, 2007 11:20 AM
I thought your middle name was "hugging."
Posted by: Nightfly at February 12, 2007 12:33 PM