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December 07, 2006

I May Need To Go Undercover Here

Incognito as it were

MUSLIMS, socialists, unions and other groups will conduct a counter-rally against bikini protesters who plan to march on a Brunswick mosque on Saturday.

Police will monitor the demonstrations, with white supremacists claiming to have infiltrated bikini protest ranks, increasing the potential for confrontation.
Organisers of the "Great Australian Bikini March" had planned to march against the Michael St mosque last Saturday, anniversary of the Cronulla riots in NSW.

With any luck I'll infiltrate the ranks as well.

This next bit caused me to spit out my coffee:

The so-called bikini march, criticised as being insensitive, was designed as a reaction to mufti Sheik Taj el-Din el-Hilaly's comments on scantily clad women being the cause of some rapes.

Insensitive. This guy says that women who are raped are at fault because they're scantily clad and, well, cats will pounce on raw meat, don't you know, and we have to understand their culture, yaddayaddayadda.

But wear those bikinis girls and damn you for your "insensitivity."

In response, the Islamic Information and Support Centre and the Socialist Party Australia are organising a barbecue

Scarier words were never written.

Posted by Mr. Bingley at December 7, 2006 08:59 AM

Comments

Let's send them the NSFW Britney/Paris naughty pics!

Or you could send them your "upskirt" kilt pic.

BTW, do you also find it amusing that the first syllable of "mufti" is "muff"?

Posted by: Ken S, Fifth String on the Banjo of Life at December 7, 2006 12:07 PM

I think what mufti Sheik Taj el-Din el-Hilaly's means to say is that Muslim men have as much self control as cats. That is why they can't help themselves.


Posted by: Boring Person at December 7, 2006 04:27 PM

I'd like to see a march featuring bikini girls with machine guns.

Posted by: Gunslinger at December 7, 2006 05:09 PM

Gunslinger, peruse this site.

Posted by: Ken S, Fifth String on the Banjo of Life at December 7, 2006 07:08 PM

You may be right, Boring; they do seem to hiss and spit alot as well, don't they?

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at December 8, 2006 08:24 AM

"Your barbeque is ruined? Well, how DID those pork ribs get there?"

Posted by: Firehand at December 8, 2006 02:57 PM