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November 29, 2006

Oh, the Sick, TWISTED

...BASTARDS !!!

Man accused of spray-painting three goats
‘Obviously it's not an occurrence you see every day,*’ officer says

A man broke into a barn on Thanksgiving morning, spray-painted three pet goats and scattered pages of pornographic magazines on the floor, apparently to harass the property owner, police said Tuesday.



* Well, I would hope to God that's true!.

Posted by tree hugging sister at November 29, 2006 09:38 AM

Comments

Fortunately, this is no one that we know. But I was worried for a minute, as some people are unaccounted for on Thanksgiving.

Posted by: The_Real_JeffS at November 29, 2006 09:53 AM

Why did I see that comment coming?

Posted by: Ken S, Fifth String on the Banjo of Life at November 29, 2006 10:12 AM

Though I notice that Sis seems to have a bigger issue with the scattering of p0rnography than with spray painting the critters.

Posted by: Ken S, Fifth String on the Banjo of Life at November 29, 2006 10:14 AM

I was hoping they closed their eyes as paint flew and didn't see the nasty pictures. That can scar you for life.

Posted by: tree hugging sister at November 29, 2006 10:27 AM

Personally, I'm more offended that they tore up perfectly good p0rn mags.

Posted by: Ken S, Fifth String on the Banjo of Life at November 29, 2006 10:36 AM

Rob from Crab Apple Lane just sent this link to me in an e-mail. I was going to blog about it, but figured I should check here first to make sure you didn't beat me to it. You did.

Ken, just pay the fine already so we can all put this behind us.

Posted by: Emily at November 29, 2006 11:06 AM

THS beats me to just about everything, Emily. I should have known, too.

Posted by: Rob at November 29, 2006 11:11 AM

Personally, I'm more offended that they tore up perfectly good p0rn mags.

I'm sure that you can learn from their mistakes, Ken.

Posted by: The_Real_JeffS at November 29, 2006 11:15 AM

That's because I'm unemployed and have nothing better to do than obsessive goat/Hasselhoff blogging (AGHD). It's an illness and I'm a victim.

Pity me.

Posted by: tree hugging sister at November 29, 2006 11:20 AM

On a crime fighting note ~ Don't they card you when you buy spray paint in CA? It's kept behind the counter like Pseudofed and Playboy there, isn't it? To save Huffers (vice 'Hoffers') from themselves.

Posted by: tree hugging sister at November 29, 2006 11:23 AM

THS - yeah, most stores have one of those locked cages around the spray paint.

As for your victimhood, I suggest you take up the contemporary mantle of true Americanhood and sue somebody for it.

Posted by: Emily at November 29, 2006 11:26 AM

"Huffers"? The denizens of "Huffington Post" spray paint goats as well?

Ken, you need to be really carefull about how you proceed here.

Posted by: The_Real_JeffS at November 29, 2006 01:44 PM

The denizens of "Huffington Post" spray paint goats as well?

Knowing what you know about them, would you doubt it?!

Posted by: tree hugging sister at November 30, 2006 08:45 AM