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November 20, 2006

And Here I Thought Giving Your Current Squeeze a Framed Picture of Yourself

...was a big deal.

Kimberly Stewart - Rod's 27-year-old daughter with Alana Stewart...

...In addition to being healthier, Kimberly also seems to have rekindled an old flame. The blond rock scion turned up at Light in the Bellago in Las Vegas to help her ex-boyfriend Jack Osbourne celebrate his 21st birthday Friday night, and the two were spotted "getting cozy and kissing," said our spy.

Osbourne could be a good influence on Kimberly - he has been sober for more than a year now. The two dated several years ago, and Kimberly was so enamored of Ozzy Osbourne's son that when she had her breast implants removed several years ago, she gave them to Osbourne - who then proudly hung them on his wall.


I live in a bubble.

Posted by tree hugging sister at November 20, 2006 09:54 AM

Comments

Tell me he used an article of women's underwear to hang them for the full ICK factor.

Posted by: Rob at November 20, 2006 10:36 AM

I've heard of notches on the bedpost before, but this does take the cake.

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at November 20, 2006 10:56 AM

Well, if nailed up, there'd be "blotches on the bedpost", so I assuming re. Rob's comment, he had to have SOME sort of frame/cradle/bra.

Posted by: tree hugging sister at November 20, 2006 11:00 AM

I guess it beats giving him her class ring.

Mind you, I'm doubtful she got a ring for 'class.'

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at November 20, 2006 01:12 PM

How old, exactly, was this young man to be dating the Spawn of Stewart? For that matter, who gets and then undoes breast augmentation in their first 25 years of life?

Posted by: Nightfly at November 20, 2006 01:33 PM

I guess the kid really did live in a padded cell, though.

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at November 20, 2006 01:57 PM

Do the math here, too. She's 6+ years older than him, he JUST turned 21 last week and they were dating at least 2 years ago.

A cradle robber with exceptionally bad taste.

Posted by: tree hugging sister at November 20, 2006 02:28 PM

I live in a bubble.

The only bubbles here are hanging on Jack's wall, and sitting on Kimbely's shoulders.

Posted by: The_Real_JeffS at November 20, 2006 05:05 PM

EEEwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: tree hugging sister at November 21, 2006 10:24 AM