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October 01, 2006

Ozzie Wants It Made PERfectly Clear

...that he is NOT the Scottie responsible for either the chomped ear...

...or the subsequent surgery to repair the damage. (That would be the Princess who, one would think, would be better behaved considering her age and status.)

- Boo's spokesman denies any knowledge of the incident, saying "butter wouldn't melt in her mouth" and that the Princess wishes we would all just "piss off, because nobody saw jack anyway. Only Mike Tyson would be stupid enough to keep a piece o' ear around".

On a lighter note, however, Ozzie thinks Beau's blaze red babushka bandage...


...is dashingly natty, having a bit of a 'red' thing going himself.

Posted by tree hugging sister at October 1, 2006 08:41 PM

Comments

Poor Beau! He looks so sad

Posted by: Cindermutha at October 1, 2006 09:59 PM

He was still a stumbling drunk from the anesthesia when I took the pics. Ozzie was fussing over him ~ licking, snuggling and talking ~ and BooBoo was nowhere to be found...hmmmm...

Posted by: tree hugging sister at October 1, 2006 10:13 PM

A wee bit o' assimilation problems in the pack, eh? Well, Beau will survive (even if he suffering from chomped ear)......and it's nice to know which one has the killer instincts.

Hmmmm....is Beau eligible for a Purple Heart?

Posted by: The_Real_JeffS at October 2, 2006 01:36 AM

Our big, sweet Samoyed had a button on his shoulder that our much smaller Sheltie would jump up and press and the Samoyed would just collapse and wail until someone rescued him. Those smaller dogs are tyrants.

Posted by: Rob at October 2, 2006 06:29 AM

The poor fellow...

Posted by: Nightfly at October 2, 2006 10:50 PM