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September 05, 2006

Why Bother Going To The Hospital

If you ain't gonna let the doctor look at you?

A hospital in northwest England has introduced a new surgical gown modelled on the burka, allowing female Muslim patients to cover themselves completely in line with their religious beliefs.

I agree 100% with the Daily Express:

"If people want to live in Britain, then they must accept British standards and the British way of life... The standard hospital gown is surely good enough for everyone."

That's some, er, skin rash you got there.

Posted by Mr. Bingley at September 5, 2006 10:47 AM

Comments

Bwaahahahahaha! Roll over, we gotta take your temperature...

Posted by: DirtCrashr at September 5, 2006 11:37 AM

Senator Kerry? Is that you?

Posted by: Nightfly at September 5, 2006 12:52 PM

That face lift must've really went poorly.

Posted by: Gunslinger at September 5, 2006 06:06 PM

...shortly to be followed by x-rays and MRIs that can't see into you, as that is presumably also forbidden by Islam.

Posted by: nobrainer at September 5, 2006 08:42 PM

"Now then, there MUST be an opening around here which may prove useful!"

Posted by: Mike Cunningham at September 6, 2006 01:37 PM