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September 20, 2006

Now THAT'S a HEFTY Bag

"While we have not definitively put this interesting little picture to bed, there is considerable thought that it is just a plastic bag that came from somewhere and got loose," Hale said.
New Jersey finds a new dump for medical waste, cleverly timing it's release to coincide with bits and pieces floating off the space shuttle. Director George Lucas is incensed and filing a lawsuit. Lucas is claiming the new disposal plan (devised during a clandestine 'Space Slut Invaders' party at a Garden State Parkway reststop during the previous administration) infringes on his copyright for "The Empire Strikes Back", in which the Millenium Falcon drifts off with the Imperial trash.

Former N.J. Gov. McGreevey is on a torrid truck-stop trysts book tour and unavailable for comment.
- On Uranus, Space Cadet T.H. Sister reporting for TPI ©2006.

Posted by tree hugging sister at September 20, 2006 02:19 PM

Comments

I've got a bad feeling about this...

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at September 20, 2006 02:54 PM

...Space Cadet T.H. Sister...

Going after the Dunkin' Donuts, eh?

Posted by: The_Real_JeffS at September 20, 2006 03:01 PM

I'm nothing if not focused, Jeff.

Posted by: tree hugging sister at September 20, 2006 03:33 PM

Well, I hope the glazing survives the vacuum of space.

Posted by: The_Real_JeffS at September 20, 2006 05:00 PM

Former N.J. Gov. McGreevey is on a torrid truck-stop trysts book tour and unavailable for comment.

In today's Newark Star-Ledger, the headline for his New York stop/Oprah interview was: "McGreevey: Goodbye to Spotlight."

Faster, please.

Posted by: Nightfly at September 20, 2006 05:16 PM