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September 27, 2006
If Only We'd Known This About McGreevey Sooner
No, no, not that, you homofoibles you, I'm refering to this crucial information:
When we left the bar he bought Jägermeister at a store and took the bottle home.
This incident happened when he was still Mayor of Woodbridge. It says all we needed to know about his character.
I want any candidate for Governor to be asked "Have you ever bought a bottle of Jägermeister?"
I can answer "No".
Posted by Mr. Bingley at September 27, 2006 08:49 AM
Comments
It does say a lot about 'character' and 'good taste'.
The person, not the bottle contents.
Posted by: tree hugging sister at September 27, 2006 09:06 AM
I still have a bottle sitting in the freezer. Used to make "Oil Slicks" with Jager and Rumplemintz.
Those were the good old days.
Posted by: Robb Allen at September 27, 2006 09:06 AM
Jager makes you limp wristed??? Thank gott I can't stand the stuff.
Posted by: That 1 Guy at September 27, 2006 09:54 AM
I can answer "No".
Did anyone ever give you a bottle of Jagermeister as a gift? Or did you win one as a prize at the office party? Indeed, have you ever taken a bottle of Jagermeister home with you, regardless of how it got into your hands?
These are key questions, my friend. Ponder them carefully.
Posted by: The_Real_JeffS at September 27, 2006 09:54 AM
Man, I am THE paragon of virtue here today. My fellow Americans, th sister is PROUD to answer:
No
No
and...
nyet.
Thank you.
Posted by: tree hugging sister at September 27, 2006 09:56 AM
I can answer 'no' to the question I posed.
I will take no further questions at this time.
Posted by: Mr. Bingley at September 27, 2006 09:57 AM
BINGLEY BASTARD in '09 !!!
Posted by: tree hugging sister at September 27, 2006 10:03 AM
Don't jaeger with the meister!!
Pick a CLASSY shyster!!!
Posted by: tree hugging sister at September 27, 2006 10:04 AM
In fairness to McGreevey, he may not have been planning to drink it. He may have intended to build firebombs or something. Fresher, mintier firebombs.
Posted by: Ken S, Fifth String on the Banjo of Life at September 27, 2006 11:13 AM
Or maybe kill slugs, Ken. I hear Jagermeister is good for that.
Posted by: The_Real_JeffS at September 27, 2006 11:20 AM
You dropped the umlaut there, Jeffy boy.
Posted by: tree hugging sister at September 27, 2006 11:26 AM
Umlaut nazi.
Posted by: Mr. Bingley at September 27, 2006 11:34 AM
It's okay, Jeff. Just spell it "Jaegermeister".
Posted by: Ken S, Fifth String on the Banjo of Life at September 27, 2006 11:52 AM
The hockey types spell it Jagrmeister.
Posted by: Nightfly at September 27, 2006 12:16 PM
Nein! Nein! Nein! Nein und Nicht! It's a post-dinner "digestive" like Underberg, the results of which this video perfectly illustrates:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5-J1TnMaok
Posted by: DirtCrashr at September 27, 2006 12:28 PM
(Wasn't that a NJ Senator er sumthin'? Umlautenberg?)
GOTT in HIMMEL, DC!!?!! Daß war ungewöhnlich, nicht wahr?
Posted by: tree hugging sister at September 27, 2006 12:35 PM
"There's no need to fear, Underberg is here"
Posted by: Ken S, Fifth String on the Banjo of Life at September 27, 2006 01:19 PM
Ich kann Deutsches tun, THS, aber meine Tastatur kann Deutsche nicht tun. Wenn weir wieder Jägermeister besprechen, dann ich wille Schnitt und Paste.
Posted by: The_Real_JeffS at September 27, 2006 02:38 PM
I admit -- I had to hit Babelfish for "cut and paste".
Posted by: The_Real_JeffS at September 27, 2006 02:38 PM
And my spelling is off to boot -- fergot about "ae" = "ä".
Posted by: The_Real_JeffS at September 27, 2006 02:40 PM
"Schnitzel", Jeff. The verb is "Schnitzel" as in "ich hat daß verschnitzelen, jawohl".
Do I have to do it alles around here?
Posted by: tree hugging sister at September 27, 2006 05:16 PM
LOL, THS! I haven't had schnitzel in years!
And yes, you have to do it all around here. That's why you're in charge!
Posted by: The_Real_JeffS at September 27, 2006 06:47 PM
THS, Ich glaube das sollte geschrieben werden als "ich hat daß verschnitzeln, jawohl".
Besser noch, Ich habe es versaufen.
Posted by: Prussian Tiger at September 28, 2006 12:15 AM
Danke schnön, Herr Tiger. Du kennst sie es aller sind. Essen Sie meine Lederhosen, bitte.
Posted by: tree hugging sister at September 28, 2006 07:51 AM
Ya, aber die Leiderhosen würden zu trocken und zäh sein. Ich möchtesehen ein nasses Drindle und a dunkles Bier.
I vil be za JagerMonster und yoo vil be ze Fraulein wit da spark, ya?
Posted by: Prussian Tiger at September 28, 2006 10:53 AM
Nicht Frau Blücher? ::sigh:: Aber das macht nichts. Dann ich muß die schöne Fraulein sein.
Posted by: tree hugging sister at September 28, 2006 01:53 PM