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September 20, 2006

Dear Master TAMAKA ZEBUEBU

Thank you ever so much the kind offer in your email this afternoon. However tempting it might be to come to the aid of a good Zimbabwean friend of impeccable pedigree, I'm afraid I must regretfully and respectfully decline in this instance. To be frank, I have enough trouble keeping track of my own millions and, with the further addition of your 12 to my cache, wouldn't be able to give any of them the oversight they deserve. Plus I blog continuously, as my brother's a bit of a slacker. This requires all my attention and I'm sure you'll understand. I wish you only the best of luck in your further solicitations, but a word of caution ~ I'm afraid the Nigerians may have snapped up all the helpful folks out there. Don't get discouraged.

Yours in Mboutu,
th sister

Posted by tree hugging sister at September 20, 2006 03:43 PM

Comments

Yep, they're getting smarter, and saying they come from Zimbabwe!

Last one I fielded came from Cote d'Ivoire, but I said I wasn't helping any Frenchies, and left it at that!

Posted by: Mike Cunningham at September 21, 2006 02:35 PM