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September 26, 2006
Be Careful What You Pay For
You just might get it.
Paris Hilton is close to signing a deal to promote Ecoist.com, an eco-friendly accessories company, but the execs at the company are getting a tad nervous about the prospect of trotting out the heiress as a spokeswoman....“Ecoist is hoping that Paris will join them in October on a trip to Port-Au-Prince to plant more than 40,000 trees,” a source says. “But when she was told about the trip, Paris had no idea where Haiti was. When she was told that they speak French there [along with Creole], she said, ‘I wouldn’t mind spending a few days there and the weekend in Paris.”
Duh. But she's hot!
Posted by tree hugging sister at September 26, 2006 12:23 PM
Comments
She's not hot. She's not even tepid. She looks like my hockey stick with worse hair.
Posted by: Nightfly at September 26, 2006 12:35 PM
Paris Hilton, hot?!?!?!?!?!
As the old joke goes, if my dog had a face like hers, I'd shave his butt, and teach him to walk backwards.
Gag!!!
Posted by: The_Real_JeffS at September 26, 2006 01:01 PM
She said "Haiti? How about I pay you seventyfive?"
Posted by: Mr. Bingley at September 26, 2006 01:26 PM
Jeff, don't make "backwards" jokes about Paris Hilton.
BTW, I take great exception to their use of the word "heiress". She may be a trust fund baby, but she's not an heiress until her father and grandfather both kick.
Posted by: Ken S, Fifth String on the Banjo of Life at September 26, 2006 01:40 PM
What about "heirhead" Ken?
Posted by: Mr. Bingley at September 26, 2006 02:04 PM
Ecoist?? She thought it was Egoiste - the Chanel perfume!
Posted by: DirtCrashr at September 26, 2006 05:44 PM