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August 01, 2006

There Are No Words


Yes, Virginia. It's true God made bananas.

Posted by tree hugging sister at August 1, 2006 01:19 PM

Comments

I only watched about 10 seconds. Did it get less stupid?

Posted by: Ken S, Fifth String on the Banjo of Life at August 1, 2006 01:43 PM

Trust me ~ it only gets better.

Posted by: tree hugging sister at August 1, 2006 01:51 PM

Actually that's the wrong word. I should have said 'astonishing'.

Posted by: tree hugging sister at August 1, 2006 01:54 PM

How does he explain a lemon?

Posted by: DirtCrashr at August 1, 2006 02:56 PM

There you go, changing the subject. This was the BANANA show. Lemons are so Old Testament.

Posted by: tree hugging sister at August 1, 2006 02:57 PM

Banana show. Could clams be far behind?

Posted by: Ken S, Fifth String on the Banjo of Life at August 1, 2006 03:06 PM

Posted by: tree hugging sister at August 1, 2006 03:28 PM

Does that mean coconuts are the real forbidden fruit?

Posted by: Gunslinger at August 1, 2006 04:57 PM

Hmmm, where have I seen that pose before...

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at August 1, 2006 06:05 PM

What. The. Hell.

If he was going to make a point about how wonderfully God made the banana to suit mankind, you think he'd have pointed out stuff like:

"It's edible!"
"It's tasty!"
"It's packed with nutrition!"
"The peels are a comedy goldmine!"

Nope. It's a mechanical engineering sermon, which is totally the first thing I think about when I get hungry and want to eat fruit.

And are they posing in front of a big Bob Ross painting, or a backdrop for family portraits at K-Mart?

Posted by: Nightfly at August 1, 2006 11:31 PM

So I guess the road sign to Hell says,

"Yes, we have no bananas."

Posted by: tree hugging sister at August 2, 2006 09:20 AM