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August 04, 2006

If That Isn't One of the Grossest Things I've Ever Heard

Ick.

Body Modification a Growing Trend

Allen Falkner's tongue is just one of his unusual features.

It is split down the middle, and when he sticks it out, it looks like a two-pronged snake tongue.


Gotta be a BITCH trying to eat an ice cream cone.


Posted by tree hugging sister at August 4, 2006 09:24 AM

Comments

Nah, I bet it works out even better. He doesn't have to turn the cone at all... gets both sides at once.

Posted by: That 1 Guy at August 4, 2006 09:39 AM

GGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: tree hugging sister at August 4, 2006 09:44 AM

I bet there are some women out there who would appreciate it.

Posted by: Ken S, Fifth String on the Banjo of Life at August 4, 2006 10:18 AM

GGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: tree hugging sister at August 4, 2006 11:13 AM

Ken - If Gene Simmons got this done he could tickle both ovaries at once...

Posted by: John at August 4, 2006 11:42 AM

Hmm. Awfully quiet here. John, I think you may have given THS a stroke.

Posted by: Ken S, Fifth String on the Banjo of Life at August 4, 2006 02:05 PM

I thought pianists tickled the ovaries?

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at August 4, 2006 03:20 PM

No, I saw 'Gene Simmons' and thought 'Cher'.

Hmm.

GGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: tree hugging sister at August 4, 2006 03:23 PM