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August 15, 2006
Another Sign the Apocalypse Is Nigh
Cindy Adams is channeling me.
SO many celebs lining up to help Africa - Angelina, Bon Jovi, Madonna, Jay-Z, Clooney - there'll soon be no room for animals. Next up, Lindsay Lohan, who just said: "Africa seems so exotic. I have always wanted to go there." Great. Admirable. But how about helping Americans? Like in Appalachia or New Orleans?
Posted by tree hugging sister at August 15, 2006 11:28 AM
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New Orleans is, like, SO LAST YEAR, duh!
Posted by: Lisa at August 15, 2006 12:24 PM
"Been there, done that!"
Posted by: tree hugging sister at August 15, 2006 02:23 PM
And Africa is so, third-world, y'know? SO much more correct than helping out here, y'know?
Posted by: Firehand at August 15, 2006 03:48 PM
Welcome, Firehand! And yup ~ nothing glamorous about coalminers' kids or Kan-tuck-ee hill people, either. No one's stakin' out Buzzard Hollar in case they see Branjelina.
Posted by: tree hugging sister at August 15, 2006 06:10 PM
Uh, yeah.
I mean, what would be glam about an "I AM APPALACHIA" ad?
Could you just see that smug Fishsticks Paltrow or that Amazon model Giselle, who look so gorgeous in the "I AM AFRICA" ads with the white (probably MAC) warpaint, in a rehashed "I AM APPALACHIA" ad with tar, black lung and no teeth?
Mr. Bingley, can you get on your Photoshop, stat?
Posted by: Susanna at August 16, 2006 12:04 AM