« Grin And Barrett | Main | WhoopWhoop! Alert! Alert! Novak Speaks »
July 11, 2006
Ladies and Germs! We Have
...a winner.
...“Detective Bart Lasiter was in his office studying the light from his one small window falling on his super burrito when the door swung open to reveal a woman whose body said you've had your last burrito for a while, whose face said angels did exist, and whose eyes said she could make you dig your own grave and lick the shovel clean,” Guigli wrote.“The judges were impressed by his appalling powers of invention,” said Scott Rice, a professor in SJSU's Department of English and Comparative Literature.
John Kerry did better, but that was years ago.
Posted by tree hugging sister at July 11, 2006 04:01 PM
Comments
Heh. That brings back memories of "The Adventures of Nick Danger, Third Eye."
Posted by: Gunslinger at July 11, 2006 05:49 PM
No - John Kerry didn't do better - his powers of invention never made me laugh...
Posted by: Kathy K at July 11, 2006 08:09 PM
That's one of the best and funniest competitions around, the results are always really good-bad.
Posted by: DirtCrashr at July 11, 2006 08:11 PM
I was thinking 'did better' more in the lines of "appalling powers of invention", Kathy. {8^P
Posted by: tree hugging sister at July 11, 2006 08:21 PM
He won this award twice - it's seared (seared!) in his memory.
Posted by: Nightfly at July 12, 2006 10:50 AM