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June 12, 2006

Zarqawi Autopsy Results Released

The military coroner is through and the official cause of death is:

He Be All Blowed Up

May he rest in pieces.

Posted by tree hugging sister at June 12, 2006 03:33 PM

Comments

Why should he get any rest? I hope his soul is condemned to listening to karaoke versions of Michael Bolton songs for eternity.

Posted by: Robb Allen at June 12, 2006 03:53 PM

Technically, he was not "blowed up". He remained in one piece with what we in the fake-doc biz call "Clement Moore Syndrome". His insides became a bowel full of jelly.

Posted by: Ken Summers at June 12, 2006 04:29 PM

His insides became a bowel full of jelly.

Which happens when you get blowed up.

Posted by: tree hugging sister at June 12, 2006 04:36 PM

"He blowed up good!"

"Yeah, he blowed up real good!"
-- "Celebrity Farm Blow-Up", SCTV

Posted by: mojo at June 12, 2006 05:19 PM

Actually, I hope he rests in feces.

Posted by: The_Real_JeffS at June 12, 2006 07:21 PM

Pig feces. Easy to do if one simply feeds the remains to the pigs...

Posted by: Ken S, Fifth String on the Banjo of Life at June 12, 2006 09:06 PM

Ken, that's horrible. I mean how could you demean pigs like that?

Posted by: KG at June 12, 2006 09:32 PM

The Z-man's a fluffernutter now.

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at June 13, 2006 08:22 AM

Ick, Mr Bingley - I'll never eat a fluffernutter again...

Posted by: Kathy K at June 13, 2006 08:08 PM