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June 29, 2006

There Are Some Things in a Guy's Life You Don't Mess With

His liquor, his car, his guns, his dinner, his lightbulbs and his...well...gonads. (The technical term.)

Bear Flees for 2nd Time Before Neutering
A freedom-loving grizzly bear named Boo smashed a heavy steel door and barreled through two electric fences to escape a second time from a resort near this south-central British Columbia town.

Boo was recaptured Friday, two weeks after breaking out of an artificial den at the Kicking Horse Mountain Resort, but escaped from tighter confinement within a day, resort spokesman Michael Dalzell said Tuesday.

"It's unbelievable," Dalzell said. "We thought there was no way, it was absolutely impossible, but he found a way. It was basically like breaking out of Fort Knox."

...Resort staff had planned to neuter Boo, but he got away first. Once he's located, authorities will decide whether to try to recapture him again, Dalzell said.

"Right now we are in the process of looking for him . . . we are not out to try to trap or tranquilize him," he said. "We are looking at all options. Obviously, we need to just really look at our program and figure this one out."


It's easy to figure out ~ keep yer paws off his stuff. Ask first.


Posted by tree hugging sister at June 29, 2006 03:44 PM

Comments

You don't..........pull the mask off the old Lone Ranger................
And you don't mess around with Boo..........

Posted by: Rob at June 29, 2006 03:58 PM

That's one boo-boo yogi doesn't want.

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at June 29, 2006 04:11 PM

It's a regular Boo-nads-a of comedy material.

Posted by: Ken Summers at June 29, 2006 04:26 PM

just goes to show that some stuff is universal.

Posted by: KG at June 29, 2006 05:06 PM