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June 01, 2006

It's

...breeding.

Posted by tree hugging sister at June 1, 2006 01:01 PM

Comments

Oh joy!

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at June 1, 2006 01:12 PM

Which one? The left one or right one?

Posted by: Robb Allen (Sharp as a Marble) at June 1, 2006 01:14 PM

Hahahahahaha!

Now I've got to clean my screen. Thanks Robb!

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at June 1, 2006 01:15 PM

Oi. The good news is, we know that Mr. Summers isn't the father.

Posted by: The_Real_JeffS at June 1, 2006 01:52 PM

That was insensitive, Jeff. Are you saying Mr. Summers wouldn't be open for solicitation or that he wouldn't have been solicited at all?

Posted by: tree hugging sister at June 1, 2006 01:55 PM

He's got a rap sheet for solicitation, from what I hear.

Or maybe it is a rap song about solicitation; all the sugar from the Dunkin' Donuts goes straight to my head.

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at June 1, 2006 01:57 PM

You know whose fault this is. If that dumbshit had just given her the $20 mil, she would have slunk away into obscurity and THS wouldn't be posting stuff like this.

Posted by: Ken Summers at June 1, 2006 02:10 PM

As long as you don't blame the messenger. I only calls 'em as I sees 'em.

Posted by: tree hugging sister at June 1, 2006 02:19 PM

I'm thinking that Mr. Summer's heart has already been captured, and he would never seek, ummmm, greener pastures.

Or would that be alpine pastures?

Posted by: The_Real_JeffS at June 1, 2006 02:49 PM

Yo-de-lay-who-knows?

Posted by: tree hugging sister at June 1, 2006 02:55 PM

Just the news to cheer my afternoon. "Is it just me or did Earth get stupider?"

Posted by: Nightfly at June 1, 2006 06:08 PM

Doesn't she already have one son?

Posted by: Emily at June 1, 2006 07:31 PM

She sure does, Emily. Poor thing had to spend his tweener years growing up with the cameras for her reality show around.

Posted by: tree hugging sister at June 1, 2006 10:25 PM

I've twenty bucks that says she got knocked up by a dirty public toilet seat.

Posted by: Gunslinger at June 1, 2006 10:59 PM

I'm thinkin' Paul McCartney, Guns...

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at June 2, 2006 08:42 AM