The Coalition of the Swilling

The guy is serving a four year sentence for making liquor? Where the hell is Amnesty International through all of this?

A friend of mine from college used to work in a hospital emergency room and he told us that one night, his boss's boss's boss, some hoity-toity administrator, had been brought in because he had a light buld stuck in his butt. I guess this kind of thing happens all the time?

Perhaps that's why they're so good at the surgery ~ lots o' practice?

(And Amnesty's too busy doing a happy dance.)

Uncle Fester lit a bulb in his MOUTH - geez, these guys get everything backwards.

I bet that's the last time he says "socket to me!"...

Ouch, Bingley. Not funny!

Not funny, but enlightening.

He did have a certain glow about him.

You wouldn't have thought that about him. But his wisdom appeared as though someone flipped a switch.

I've heard of planting bulbs, but.....

You wonder Watts the next course of action.

This fixture represents two dim bulbs. Bugs Bunny would call him an ultra maroon.

The doctor said that if the bulb had broken it would have rectum.

I suppose Sylvania/GE will have to add another warning to their label now.

Guess this means they don't work on Uranus, either.

Rob, you mean in additon to "Not For Internal Use" they have to add "Not For Other Internal Use Either"?

In any case, I suspect this guy is AC/DC

He may even go for a three-way, Ken. I ought to send him that link. There are a lot of different objects there for one of his persuasion.

From filament to filabutt.........

...and a whole new meaning to GE Soft White.

Could be worse. Could have been a 48" fluorescent.

Cue Debbie Boone...

And what does Richard Gere have to say about this?

He'd say that hamsters have a right to see where they're going; can't have them tripping and stumbling about up there, after all.

Well, the whole point of light bulbs, of course, is to bring light to where the sun don't shine...