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May 01, 2006
Well, At Least It Won't Have Any Bugs
I guess John Holmes wasn't from New Jersey:
A renowned U.S. scientist who has documented fertility and sex changes -- including decreasing penis size -- due to environmental contamination says he wouldn't apply pesticides on his own lawn...Penis size of the animals from the polluted lake was smaller than animals from the less-polluted lake.
Remember, girls don't care how big your yard is but rather how well it's mown.
Posted by Mr. Bingley at May 1, 2006 08:35 AM
Comments
I heard it's because it wears down
after excessive use.
Posted by: tree hugging sister at May 1, 2006 09:14 AM
That's one explanation for Major Dad's reading glasses...
Posted by: Mr. Bingley at May 1, 2006 09:18 AM
I started wearing glasses in third grade. I was a precocious child.
Posted by: Ken Summers at May 1, 2006 09:35 AM
Feeling brave this morning are we Bing?
Posted by: major dad at May 1, 2006 10:54 AM
Hehehe, I was wondering when that would catch your eye...
Posted by: Mr. Bingley at May 1, 2006 11:06 AM